The Biggest Idiots in New Jersey – Last Week
Picking an idiot on any episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey is like picking a donut, you really can’t go wrong. But I think it important to recognize two particularly idiotic moments.
First up, JoDice calling his brother in law a sissy or a bitch or a wimp or something while in this contraption
Now I don’t necessarily believe that maintaining maximum groin flexibility is necessarily a sign of someone who needs to spread his legs for certain sexual reasons. But I bet JoDice does. And his selective homophobia is totally idiotic.
Also, could someone tell Rich Wakile that the Real Housewives of New Jersey is aired on a cable television network and that most people can also watch it on the internet?
Dumbass seemed to miss that when he told his kids not to invite many friends to that dumbass pool party because he didn’t want them associated with Tree and the rest of her band of Annoyances. They’re actually RELATED. By BLOOD. Not just associated by going to the same televised pool party. Idiot.
They are ALL so stupid and display such idiocy that I can barely be bothered to watch. Thanks to Ms. SH, BSL, and you AOM, I don’t need to even try to sneak it in after hours. I’m missing my TIVO less and less! Hope you are well and have gotten some rest! Tell those bastards at work to lay off, that you have a blog site to maintain, o.k.?
Bastards!
I bitched about this on SH, so I guess I gotta bitch about it here too but my biggest beef is this week was with the biggest idiots on this show, the producers. At the pool party while Tree and JoGo talked(which consisted of the two scatching themselves under their arms and grunting at each other)the producers did their best to bring up the “unatended” issue. Kathy, MeGo and Ritchie kept grabbing Tree’s kids and wrapping towels around them and asking in the most pitiful condecending way, “are you ok? are you cold?”. There is one shot of Gabriella looking suspicously at the camera out of the corner of her eye. I am sure this is going to be gasoline for an already terrible reunion.
I agree sd. The editing was sooooooo transparent.
Hmmm..very astute SD!
Jeez – I didn’t even notice that. Since all those other cast members kept begging for Tree to hash it out the JoGo, and Tree was there alone with her kids, I just assumed the other adults would keep an eye on Tree’s kids. I mean, family, right? It’s all about family, right? Family is so important, right?
But great catch! If anyone brings up the “unattended” issue, it’s bullshit.
I bet them kid’s cant scare up any friends whose parents are stoopid enough to let them come to a RHoNJ pool party. Bitchie just had to put a spin on it.
The Wakiles annoy me on so many levels I gotta question myself, why? Phony, phony, phony. Even their Stepford kids work my nerves. I find something very sinister and insincere in that Kathy and the husband is so off-putting to me—he shall not be named!
She’s so passive aggressive. Like MeGo saying “I’m not high maintenance” (or similar) when Tree asked for a margarita. Ugh. Right, you just had your husband build a recording studio in your basement.
What was inappropriate was Melissa’s shorts. Who wheres something like that to a family oriented barbeque?
I meant “wears”. Oy Vey.