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On Second Thought, I Fully Support This

May 15, 2012

I was all ready to insult RHoNY Cindy Barshop and complain about her polluting mid-morning television twice in the past week.  But after a minute of reflection (i.e. the time it took to move the cursor to the publish button) I had a change of heart.

I fully support Cindy applying a cold laser with her cold heart to both Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee Gifford and their pickled innards.  Only good can come from that.

HOWEVER.  If I had a vagina (which I don’t)  I sure as hell wouldn’t let that frozen faced horsed-toothed harpie or her minions anywhere near it.

She just acts WAY too much like she’s trying TOO hard to make a buck and doesn’t care how much pain she puts you through to get it.

 

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5 Comments
  1. Damn! Those Housewives do ANYTHING to try and stay relevant. Cindy Who???

    • For a second I thought it was a story about the horse-drawn carriages they’re trying to ban in NYC.

      Before she was on RHoNY I wouldn’t have thought twice about her or her company. But having seen how she treats those around her, especially her kids, I really have no idea how she stays in business.

      • Cindy Barshop:
        Bedazzles Vaginas
        Had children as some sort of status symbol
        Has a strange deadman’s suit wearing brother who co-parents in an odd, akward, somewhat inappropriate way.
        sexually ambiguious
        Miserable to the core best buddy of the insufferable JillZ

        This should make great television yet she is still dead boring! how?

      • There’s someone poetic about your summary. You should write a post like that!

  2. madepiley permalink

    Pickeled innards! AOM you have outdone yerself with that one right there. love it!

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