Warning: Do NOT Flip Through Cable Movie Channels Late At Night
Nothing good will come of it.
But you might learn a few things.
Little bit of insomnia so I was flipping through movie channels I never watch. This is what I found on 3 successive channels in the middle of the night.
1) The Juggalos made a movie.
Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse. They like to wear clownish makeup, gather once a year and act like fools. They also made a movie and Showtime paid to air it.
Well, actually, I guess I helped pay to air it since I subscribe to Showtime. For shame. I just wish I had a picture of the Old West prostitute-mother in full saloon showgirl dress and clown face. Maybe I’ll update when I run acorss this movie again as I’m sure I will.
2) British kids are nuts.
This little sociopath led his friends in a vivisection of a cat in a greenhouse.
At least he drugged the cat first and spared it from the pseudo philosophical metaphysical bull crap he spouted while he did it. No idea why half the boys are shirtless. I did not stick around to find out.
The movie was called The Sailor Who Fell From the Sea with Grace and starred Kris Kristofferson. Consider yourself warned.
3) James Brolin makes horrific career choices and may have Alzheimer’s.
That’s James Brolin starring in a mess called Bad Girl Island. It’s from 2007. Something to do with a “sexy” (aka anorexic) black widow type woman. Based on the 3 minutes I watched, it was beyond bad. Not in a “so bad it’s funny” kinda way, just in a “so bad it should be destroyed” kinda way.
Does James Brolin know he’s had a long movie career and should have enough money to not have to work unless it’s a good project? Does he know Celebrity Net Worth thinks he worth $50 million? Would he know a good project if it knocks him unconscious? Does he know he’s shacked up with Barbra Streisand and that bitch is RICH? Like RICH. And she’s got an Oscar and could help him pick better movies? Does he know he’s got a son who’s also a successful actor and could give him a few bucks so he doesn’t have to appear in crap like this?
Oh well, those are 3 lessons I learned late last night and I’m happy I can share them with you.